The Top Ten Cartoon Characters Who Juiced

#1. Popeye – Spinach My Ass.  Whatever was in that can was laced with some kind of HGH.  The guy is 65 years old and can still twirl Bluto on his finger effortlessly. 

#2. Superman – What do you think he was doing in that phone booth besides changing clothes?  He pulled out his Super Syringe and bulked up quick.  Kryptonite was just an excuse not to get tested.

#3. Captain Caveman – A little too much energy and spotty behavior convinces me this guy is using some kind of foreign substance.

#4. Batman – This picture shows Batman really needing a hit.  Robin was really a dealer who kept all of the injections and pills in order for Batman. 

#5. Hercules - This guy was the one responsible for starting this whole mess.  Would have hit 80 HR’s in the New York Yankee’s new stadium.  The father of steroids.

#6. Thor – Another early user, went down the same path as Hercules.  Swinging that big sledge hammer just isn’t possible au natural.  There was something going on there.

#7. Mighty Mouse – Definitely the smallest offender on the list.  If you study the picture above, you can see obvious pupil dilation and facial discoloration.  Two sure signs there was horseplay.

#8. Foghorn Leghorn – This was one of the first examples of why PETA jumped into Kentucky Fried Chicken’s business.  Genetically enhanced meat here. This is also the perfect example of what happens when you juice but don’t work out enough.

#9. Fred Flintstone – Look at the appetite imbalance.  Flintstone was another example of how not working out defeats the purpose.  He also tried to juice little kids in his Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.  What do you think was really in those?

#10. The Incredible Hulk – Another no doubter on the list.  Obvious skin discoloration and facial sagging.  He is the best example as far as mood swings as a side-effect of abusing steroids.