Tressel leading The Buckeyes onto the field… we need college football back soon.  In honor of Ohio State, I would like to congratulate Sam & Allison Sandusky, who recently found out they will be having a future recruit for Coach Tressel.  The “I’m having a boy” text I got from Sam was short in length but long in meaning.  Without further ado, here are the stories that are linked and loaded…

High School Lacrosse Coach Charged With Selling Cocaine * Sports Rubbish
Roger Clemens: “I didn’t take steroids, my dog had a steroid related stroke” * Sharapova’s Thigh
Leo DiCaprio Almost Gets Faced At The Rockets-Lakers Game * Steady Burn
Streaker Strikes At Mets Citifield * My Sports Rumors
Call The Doctor, A-Rod Needs A Shot * Total Pro Sports
ACC Conference Tightening Belt On Budgets * The Fifth Corner
Cheapshot Elbow By Niedermayer After Game Ends * The World Of Isaac
Charles Barkley And Craig Sager Showing Their Taco Meat Video * NESW Sports
Is Michigan Ever Going To Contend Under Rich Rodriguez? * Sports2Debate
A Little Off Base: No Manny, No Problem * FOX Sports Fantasy
Jesse “The Body” Ventura Imitates Ben Franklin And Keith Olbermann * Hugging Harold Reynolds
Kevin Blackistone Compares Big Baby To Obama * Joe Cool And The Outfield
Little Lord Varlamov * Josh Q. Public
And Here We Go Again * Tribe Daily
2009 NBA Playoffs Recap (Day 25) * The No-Look Pass
Pens vs Caps Game 7 Simulation * The Program