What kind of DH would Superman have been?  If we cut his head out of the picture and tape on Mark McGwire, we would have about the same physique.  So this means that Superman was probably juicing before this at-bat.  Kryptonite would have been a change-up, and the X-Ray Vision would have come in handy to spot a good corked bat to use.

Here are some stories from other great sites:

• Joe Sports Fan has pictures of the Monday Night Football crew being all euphoric because Brett Favre was playing.
• Josh Q. Public calls the Atlanta Braves Omar Infante “Mr. Clutch”, as he has been delivering for the Braves who are sneaking back into Wildcard contention.
• Sharapova’s Thigh unveils the list of the 40 most undeserving MLB Starting Lineup figures of all-time.
• Buster Sports is reporting that the Dave Matthews Band has been named the official band for ESPN College Gameday.
• NESW Sports has proof that a tatoo doesn’t wash off as some Seattle Seahawks fans are stuck with Mike Holmgren pasted to their bodies forever.
• Steady Burn takes a look at the world gravy wrestling championships, where a victory is to be savored.
• Not Qualified To Comment has proof that those Chinese people can’t be fooled with a bandana and glasses get-up like Steve Nash used to conceal his true identity.
• PSAMP has video of some questionable pee wee football blocking tactics.
• My Sports Rumors analyzes Brett Favre’s Monday Night Football performance and asks “what’s up with that? “
• Bootlegger Sports takes a look at the new Rawlings S100 batting helmet.
• The World Of Isaac posted Rich Rodriguez crying at his last Michigan press conference.  Man up when you get caught cheating!
• Jay Cutler Superstar weighs the numbers of the recent Bears-Broncos game.  Denver fans are gonna regret this trade and these numbers will show you why.
• Cincy Jungle, a Bengals website takes a look at the Andre Smith signing.